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Teenager Blames DUI Crash On “Twilight”

Smoking Gun

NOVEMBER 21–Meet Olivia Ornelas.

Early Saturday morning, a deputy with the Kendall County Sheriff’s Office spotted the 18-year-old Illinois woman’s car in a ditch off Route 71. “Upon further investigation,” the cop determined that Ornelas “was driving with no right front tire and was extremely intoxicated.”

According to a sheriff’s report, Ornelas offered an explanation, of sorts, for her erratic behavior:

“Ornelas advised that she was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not see the movie Twilight like they were suppose too.”

While missing a screening of “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part I” can, understandably, put a fan into a tailspin, Ornelas’s excuse did not fly with cops, who charged her with DUI and unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor.

Ornelas was released from custody Saturday after posting $300 bond.

I don’t know how can someone be so upset over a movie, it makes me question the whole moral fabric of the upcoming generation. I feel bad for the poor bastard that has to pretend to love this mess.

Is it me or does she look like some type of vampire already? Maybe its a thyroid issue.

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