I would be pissed too if I was playing a game that has no action and no entertainment value to it. I’d rather watch two pigs roll around in mud and clean each other off than stand on a base waiting for the ball to come my way. Hell, I think I might even drop my glove and start a fight with the first base coach just to get kicked out of the game. I really hate baseball and the fact that people are acting like its “opening day” when the first games were already played in Japan just pisses me off more. I can’t wait till its September cause you know, that’s when the games REALLY matter.

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…and it only took 3 seconds for the gloves to come off. I know some say fighting is bad for the sport but I say that’s the only reason I watch hockey. Well, besides the playoffs but mostly I’m watching for some good 5 seconds of dirty boxing.

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The news guy is calling it a hook but it clearly looks like a straight punch to me but that is all semantics cause the clerk, who I have dubbed ‘The Golden Boy Clerk’ handled his business and laid out the rookie robber.

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Students from Baltimore’s ConneXtions School for the Arts and Washington, D.C’s Cardozo Academy decided that the action on the court wasn’t enough and they needed to step things up a bit. According to student reports, you know cause kids now a days never lie or try to cover up their dirty tracks, told authorities that the escalation of the fight was due to the refs conversational calls and that is when someone decided to push the Cardozo coach. Yes, someone went on the court and literally pushed a coach during mid game and that’s when all hell broke loose on the hardwood.

In the video you can see students throwing horrible haymakers, kicking like their pant leg was on fire and throwing chairs like it was a WWE TLC match. When did people stop fighting one on one? Is there something new in the student’s handbook that says that they must out man a rival to settle an issue. Kids of America, you need to stop pretending like you are “hard” and start being “hard”. Stop calling your “boys” to back you up when you can’t even back yourself up. And whats up with the heifers brawling too? Are there no ladies anymore in the D.C area?

I have no doubt that these are the same people who mobbed their way to getting the new Air Jordans Concords today. Seriously, kids, its only shoes and they are 15 fuckin years old! I was through rocking those shoes in 8th grade before you even knew what to do with them. This totally reminds me of the cartoon “Doug” where Doug is obsessed with the new hot shoes but gets taught a lesson in keeping up with the joneses.

Fuckin kids, man. I hate them more everyday.

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I like how one guy works guard and the other employs some ground and pound. MMA has made some progress.

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I didn’t even realize that the NHL season had started yet. NHL, you now have my attention.

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On Thursday night, Arron Asham(notes) of the Pittsburgh Penguins had the most memorable KO of the young NHL season in a fight with Jay Beagle(notes) of the Washington Capitals, as he punched the Caps forward twice in the face to send him to the ice. Beagle was bloodied, dazed and eventually yanked his own tooth out before heading to the locker room.

So now the question is, was the taunt in bad taste? Was it worst than this?

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And he almost kills 5 people in the process. I swear I saw a tornado form when he finished his spinning kicks.

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One thing that pisses me off about these kind of brawls is no one knows how to fight as evidence by the wild haymakers and use of chairs. I love chair shots but only in my soap opera world of wrestling.

This is why we can never have anything nice.

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