Drunk Guy Sings “Bohemian Rhapsody” in Back of Cop Car

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Florida Atlantic University Student Has a Tense, Psychotic and Confusing Confrontation With Evolution Professor

Video by Rachel Bustamante (originally posted to Facebook).

“Lunatic in my evolution class asking the most absurd question and gets angry when the Prof (Dr. Kajiura) doesn’t know how to answer it.

Context: The slide we were on just before was about Female Sexual Selection. For instance, female peacocks have selection in their mates, preferring the males with the bigger train of feathers.. Somehow she went off on some tangent with a question about how does Evolution play a role in the killing of all black people…

Dr. Kajiura tried to answer her question even though he had no idea what she was talking about. She repeated her question 4-5 more times and it turned into this craziness you see here… Clearly, this person has some SERIOUS emotional issues within herself and the discussion of PEACOCKS was the catalyst to the unleashing of this insanity.

She was escorted out of class and I heard she was tasered and arrested by the police. Today was our review day before a test on Thursday and students were getting irritated by her wasting our time. No one understood what her point was… Craziest thing I’ve ever seen.

Apparently natural selection doesn’t remove crazy from the population.”

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West Virginia High School Team Gets Sent To Hospital After Staying in a METH LAB

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As reported by the Martinsburg Journal and the Associated Press, the Martinsburg (W. Va.) High boys basketball team was staying at a Motel 6 in Charleston near the site of the state semifinals when the Kanawha County Health Department shut down the entire site to investigate a methamphetamine lab that had reportedly been operated out of the hotel in prior months.
Perhaps more troublingly, four members of the Martinsburg team had been staying in one of the rooms in which the lab had operated. Because of potential health threats, the players were sent to a local hospital to undergo blood testing to ensure that they had not been harmed by any residue left over from the drug lab. Health officials told the players that any lingering sensations from residual methamphetamine that they could have contracted in the room should have cleared their system within eight hours, leaving them fit to be healthy by Friday’s game.
The problems for Martinsburg didn’t end there, either. Players who had left personal belongings in any of the affected rooms were not allowed to retrieve them, with their bags — and all their clothes and, in one case, a laptop — instead sent to be tested.

Sucks to be Martinsburg High boys basketball team right about now. Not only did their stuff get confiscated they also lost the semi-final game by two points. I blame the school district for putting the boys up in a a Motel 6. Don’t they know Motel 6s are havens for whores who wipe the baby batter from their Johns using the blankets so it shouldn’t be a surprise that a meth lab was operating months before. I feel dirty just writing about the hotel…I mean just look at it, its a whore’s palace.

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TV Reporter Walks into a Pole

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Don Cornelius, Creator of ‘Soul Train’, Reportedly Found Dead After Shooting Himself

The Huffington post is reporting that the host and creator of the famous ‘Soul Train’ was found dead at his Sherman Oaks home by Police at 4am. Police are reporting that he died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. He was 75.

‘Soul Train’ creator Don Cornelius was found dead in his California home this morning.

According to the Los Angeles Times, police arrived at Cornelius’ Sherman Oaks home around 4am where he was found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. He was 75.

A radio news announcer by trade, Cornelius began moonlighting at WCIU-TV, and wanted to create an African American version of American Bandstand, Dick Clark’s influential music show, with live dancing five days a week. On August 17, 1970, the first episode of Soul Train premiered on the station, and by the next year, it was being syndicated in other markets. The show became one of the longest-running shows of its kind, airing from 1971 through 2006. Cornelius held down the hosting duties for most of that run, before stepping down in 1993.

In 2008, Cornelius was charged with spousal battery and dissuading a witness from making a police report, and assault with a deadly weapon.

Cornelius told the L.A. Times in 2010 that there were early plans to create a movie based on the franchise. “We’ve been in discussions with several people about getting a movie off the ground,” he said. “It wouldn’t be the ‘Soul Train’ dance show, it would be more of a biographical look at the project. It’s going to be about some of the things that really happened on the show.”

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Drunken Handicap Scooter Bumper Cars at Walmart is The Best Idea Ever


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An early morning game of drunken bumper cars–using Walmart handicap scooters–was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.

Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store management told cops that a group of intoxicated suspects were “playing ‘bumper cars’ with the handicap scooters in the store,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

A police sergeant contacted Christopher Butler, who appeared “very intoxicated.” Butler, pictured at right, admitted driving his 2004 Ford truck to the retailer after consuming “five to six beers.” A subsequent Breathalyzer recorded Butler’s blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08).

Butler’s fellow bumper car enthusiasts apparently escaped arrest.

Walmart is always the perfect stomping ground for drunken late night activities. If I was part of this drunken mob I would have suggested a race throughout the store while we pelt each other from whatever we can grab from the aisles. It would be like Mario Kart. Come on, who doesn’t love Mario Kart?

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Liev Schreiber Out as The Voice of HBO’s ‘Hard Knocks’ and ’24/7′?

You may not know the face but you do know his voice. He is the constant star of every sports hype show that HBO produces and that almost came to an end which would have probably made me weep a bit. Schreiber has landed a lead role in a new Showtime series and some questioned if Liev would be back to bless us with his vocals since, well, it wasn’t a HBO show. Deadline.com reported last night that HBO would not be renewing the voice of God but then came back and reported that Liev’s contract would be renewed and he would be involved in all HBO documentaries.

Bang Biscuit!

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Lady Had Pool Cue Up Her Nose For 12 Years

A MUM with a cold coughed violently — and dislodged the tip of a pool cue that had been stuck up her nose for TWELVE YEARS.
Chantel Faill, 31, endured constant headaches, infections and flu-like symptoms without knowing why.

But after the 2cm cue tip emerged — covered by “unhealthy” tissue that had grown over it — her illnesses were traced back to a freak accident she suffered in 1999.

Mum-of-three Chantel was in a pub when a male friend holding a pool cue in the crook of his arm gave her a bear hug.

The cue speared the top of her mouth and she was taken to hospital. But medics gave her only pain relief. Had she been X-rayed, it would have shown the tip had come away from the cue and pierced a cheek bone. It worked its way into a sinus before finally moving into a nasal passage.

Former chambermaid Chantel said it was a “huge shock” when she coughed it out.

She has since had surgery to completely clear her nose and is now recovering at home in Broughton, Lincs, with her partner and children aged nine, six and two.

Chantel told how successive medical examinations failed to discover the cause of her sniffles and aches.

She said: “I never thought it was anything to do with the accident. In summer I’d write it off as hay fever or being pregnant or just feeling unwell. And in winter I just thought I had flu or a bad cold. It was always one side of my face. My nose was always running or blocked. It felt like a huge build-up of pressure and I could never understand it.”

Consultant Mohamed Abbas-Ali, of Scunthorpe Hospital, said: “It’s not uncommon for tooth-filling amalgam to lodge in the sinus cavity but it is the first time I have heard of a pool cue tip.

“It cannot be seen on X-rays, which is why no one suspected a foreign body was there. We used a CT scan to see where it had been hiding.”

Her surname is perfect for her.

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Power Balance Bracelets Are Ordered to Pay $57 Million Cause They Are Full of Crap

Power Balance — the company that allegedly duped athletes into believing its bracelets could provide super-human strength — is about to take a $57 million dollar hit in a lawsuit filed by people who called BS on the product … TMZ has learned.

As we previously reported, a class action suit was filed in federal court in L.A. back in January … alleging consumers were duped into believing the hologram-embedded band was scientifically proven to enhance balance, flexibility and strength. There was just one small problem — there was never any hard evidence to back those claims.

Now, sources with direct knowledge of the situation tell TMZ … the company has reached a settlement worth $57.4 million, intended to compensate all those who were misled into buying the product.

And it gets worse for PB — we’re told the company will be declaring bankruptcy and plans to fold up shop altogether.

The Power Balance bracelets CRUSHED IT when they first appeared on the scene a few years ago — with superstars like Drew Brees and Shaq vouching for the product.

Turns out … size, strength and talent can’t be sold in stores.

Ha, take that all you fools who believed that a bracelet would give you some type of boost. Fools.

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Teenager Blames DUI Crash On “Twilight”

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NOVEMBER 21–Meet Olivia Ornelas.

Early Saturday morning, a deputy with the Kendall County Sheriff’s Office spotted the 18-year-old Illinois woman’s car in a ditch off Route 71. “Upon further investigation,” the cop determined that Ornelas “was driving with no right front tire and was extremely intoxicated.”

According to a sheriff’s report, Ornelas offered an explanation, of sorts, for her erratic behavior:

“Ornelas advised that she was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not see the movie Twilight like they were suppose too.”

While missing a screening of “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part I” can, understandably, put a fan into a tailspin, Ornelas’s excuse did not fly with cops, who charged her with DUI and unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor.

Ornelas was released from custody Saturday after posting $300 bond.

I don’t know how can someone be so upset over a movie, it makes me question the whole moral fabric of the upcoming generation. I feel bad for the poor bastard that has to pretend to love this mess.

Is it me or does she look like some type of vampire already? Maybe its a thyroid issue.

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