If the inside of their nostrils could talk…
Godzilla Christmas Tree Will Take Your Presents and Set Them on Fire
Santa isn’t real but Godzilla is kids. So you better be good or Godzilla will burn your house down.
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Alcohol Will Make You Do Things You Will Regret
That female whale is going to be so mad when she finds out she made out with a skinny guy. The girls at dunkin donuts are really going to give it to the plump princess.
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Maury Povich Shows Off His New Ride
Look how this old silver dog is taking his internet fame in stride. Does anyone know if he’s still banging Connie Chung? I always thought it was weird for him to date her, not cause of her race but he looks like he would be all up on a mountain of chocolate. I also don’t see Chung approving of this new ride, I don’t take for someone who has a sense of humor.
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Pic of The Day
Attention whoring at its finest. I bet she still wants a ring around her attention seeking finger.
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(Pic of The Day) – Haters Gonna Hate
Don’t you need to have a sign saying that you’re moving a “wide-load” when moving a house?
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Pic of The Day
