Man, after this I feel like I really do pay for sex. I feel used.

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Here’s another fan-fuckin-tastic rant. Sometimes women can be the best thing ever but after a week you realize they are bat shit crazy, indecisive, and just too damn dramatic to function.

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The Gentlemen’s Rant is back with a outtakes video that really shows their human side. I’m kind of disappointed in that to be honest.

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The only issue I have with porn is all the cornhole shots of the dude from behind. Do directors think I like seeing some hairy hole get smacked by sagging testicles? Don’t they realize this makes me look around my room waiting for the scene to end. This makes me feel awkward.

Thank you to whoever made streaming porn that allows you to skip but also gives you the preview of the position of the video. I feel sorry for the suckers that only had a VCR. Technology rules!

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This is probably the best rant of the series just because I can relate to all the bullsh*t that they talk about. The only thing that makes my day go by faster is knowing that other people are suffering at work too. One day my blog will take off and I won’t after worry about downloading files or programming reports.

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We’ve all experienced everything they have said, if you haven’t you’re lying to yourself and I hope you shit yourself when you are done reading this. Hell, I would probably be that Mexican guy with no insurance and a bent license plate that got into a hit and run if I hadn’t gone to college.

Thank you college for dragging me into debt and allowing me to have insurance, fuckers.

Just joking about shitting yourself part, although it would be pretty cool to wish that on someone and it happen.

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“Slutty librarian? Ok. But only if you can tell me what the Dewey decimal system is.”

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